false advertising
i finished the whole bottle of ‘smart’ water in under a minute. i waited two. by minute four my IQ was still the same. har har. In actuality it probably dropped because I had this thought: “wouldn’t it be cool if there really were a water that raised your IQ?!”
I feel uncomfortable with products advertised by friends alumni: expensive water, horrible comeback attempts, 300$ skin cream, despair.
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