i don’t drink too much or even smoke pot very much anymore (CH-CH-CHANGES) so when i woke up with a hangover the other day (after two pints, 2 mixed drinks) i was very surprised, and i felt like this. exactly like this. all fucking day.

like sir hissss after he got trapped in an oak barrel of hooch, coupled with him getting smashed on the head with a mirror. seven years bad luck. i didn’t say “never again” but i did say “more water next time. water before bed. moron.”