step on a nail : do not wear flip flops near ripped-down 2x4’s
get beaned with a small yet incredibly dense and hard fruit in the temple : avoid dilapidated forts built by mean proulx kids who usurped the crabapple tree and who always have alphaghetti stains on the front of their shirts (my sister, also once a target, will agree)
leave my new package of nails behind and they get stolen : keep my shit in check
fail to properly plan and execute a side porch that would support the weight of my best friend who, just as an example, could eat 1/2 a chocolate cake in one sitting : write something really funny when you sign their cast(s) and maybe they’ll forgive you.
